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tsunderelly: omfg i’m crying at the latest episode of Got...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:53:10 +0300

omfg i’m crying at the latest episode of Got because daenerys is listening to this guy and she’s so tired of his bullshit and she looks directly at the camera like she’s in an Office episode

tearsofrassilon: cocklordsimone: sainthannah: so basically...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:52:55 +0300

tearsofrassilon:

cocklordsimone:

sainthannah:

so basically the moral of the story is

this is how big a condom can stretch

so if they say “my dick is too big to wear a condom” they are full of shit

EDIT: it is probably also worth stating that this is A STANDARD CONDOM. NOT EVEN A “MAGNUM”

jesus tumblr

learn how elasticity works

oh my god two of my exes… you literally could not roll one on them (which is how you’re supposed to put them on) and if it did fit on it was goddamn painful

so unless you want your male partner (if he has larger than average girth) to be in a hell of a lot of discomfort during sex i would suggest buying some bigger ones, tumblr.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 20:04:41 +0300

tastefullyoffensive: [trickrtreatr]

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:49:04 +0300

tastefullyoffensive:

[trickrtreatr]

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Sat, 18 May 2013 15:22:58 +0300

taintedhopes: radifyed: fr-shhh: klassy-youth: the sass is...

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:21:50 +0300

taintedhopes:

radifyed:

fr-shhh:

klassy-youth:

the sass is unreal omfg

me

best movie ever

^why i miss flip phones

exactly

finalblessing: will smith everybody

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:20:31 +0300

finalblessing:

will smith everybody

mister-sullivan: oh my perfect.

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:18:32 +0300

mister-sullivan:

oh my perfect.

unluckyships: when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too right...

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:16:29 +0300

unluckyships:

when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too

right click, save as

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Fri, 17 May 2013 19:26:13 +0300

kateoplis: New Yorkers ‘furious’ over Arne Svenson’s The...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:24:23 +0300

kateoplis:

New Yorkers ‘furious’ over Arne Svenson’s The Neighbors

thatdisnerd: romiesan: Picture taken first without flash...

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:08:34 +0300

thatdisnerd:

romiesan:

Picture taken first without flash (left) then with flash (right) in Cinderella’s castle at Tokyo Disneyland. AMAZING

I’m going to have a happiness fit, this is so exciting I can’t formulate words.

tokyo is calling

abrownkid: I’m fucking dying.

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:07:36 +0300

abrownkid:

I’m fucking dying.

tastefullyoffensive: Classic Paintings Recreated Using Modern...

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:02:52 +0300

Steve Carell

Angelina Jolie

Keanu Reeves

Leonardo DiCaprio

Taylor Swift

Jim Parsons

Robert Downey, Jr.

Mama June (Honey Boo Boo's Mom)

tastefullyoffensive:

Classic Paintings Recreated Using Modern Celebrities

[worth1000/laughingsquid]

tastefullyoffensive: owlturdcomix: Every time.

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:44:40 +0300

tastefullyoffensive:

owlturdcomix: Every time.

thegr8stever: calvinjcandie: (x) #MISPRONOUNCING YOUR OWN...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:43:36 +0300

thegr8stever:

calvinjcandie:

(x)

#MISPRONOUNCING YOUR OWN NAME

i loled and spit on my self

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Thu, 16 May 2013 21:38:39 +0300

“I have a gift for you as well.” She slammed the chest shut....

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:36:26 +0300

“I have a gift for you as well.” She slammed the chest shut. “Three days. On the morning of the third day, send out your slaves. All of them. Every man, woman, and child shall be given a weapon, and as much food, clothing, coin, and goods as he or she can carry. These they shall be allowed to choose freely from among their masters’ possessions, as payment for their years of servitude. When all the slaves have departed, you will open your gates and allow my Unsullied to enter and search your city, to make certain none remain in bondage. If you do this, Yunkai will not be burned or plundered, and none of your people shall be molested. The Wise Masters will have the peace they desire, and will have proved themselves wise indeed. What say you?”

“I say, you are mad.”

“Am I?” Dany shrugged, and said, “Dracarys.”

The dragons answered. Rhaegal hissed and smoked, Viserion snapped, and Drogon spat swirling red-black flame. It touched the drape of Grazdan’s tokar, and the silk caught in half a heartbeat. Golden marks spilled across the carpets as the envoy stumbled over the chest, shouting curses and beating at his arm until Whitebeard flung a flagon of water over him to douse the flames.

but

HOW ON EARTH did i not find this earlier

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:28:26 +0300

HOW ON EARTH did i not find this earlier

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Thu, 16 May 2013 21:19:34 +0300